---> Name: Zachariah Reis Carlson. Most people call me Zach, though lately I've taken to being called Zachariah...it has a nice ring to it, I think.
---> Birth date: August 3, 1982.
---> Birthplace: Fort Smith, Arkansas. Good ol' US of A.
---> Current Location: 1200 E. N St, Apt F, Russellville, Arkansas. 72801. (How specific is this supposed to be, again?)
---> Eye Color: Hazel, with green being the dominating shade.
---> Hair Color: uh...brown? Yeah, with sandy strips sometimes when it's wet and combed. Not often, that.
---> Righty or Lefty: Righty :) Am trying to train myself to be ambidextrous. Not going so well.
---> Zodiac Sign: Western? Leo. I'm a lion. Rowr. Chinese? Water Dog, if I recall correctly. Woof.
---> Innie or Outtie: ...I don't know.
// series two - describe
---> Your heritage: Oye, what a list. First off, Swedish. Rather proud of that, actually. I also have some Native American, and a whole slew of other ethnic types. I'm what you might call a mutt of an American XD But mostly I'm Swedish.
---> The shoes you wore today: Nike. Brown and black, very outdoorsy looking. I've had them almost two years, I think, so they're pretty scruffy. I also have some kind of sole pads in there to ease the burden of my job.
---> Your hair: Short, rough. Home-cut. Self-cut, actually. yes, I enjoy cutting my own hair. Eat me XP
---> Your eyes: Well, uh, Hazel...kinda sharp, I look focused even when I'm not.
---> Your weakness: Ideas. ideas are my worst weakness. I think of something, begin fantasizing about it, and end up never doing it. I gotta get past the concepts in life. Hot baths. Occasionally, I would kill to have hot baths. Computer stuff. I'm a sucker for the latest/greatest computer hardware. I'm such a geek :)
---> Your fears: I'm afraid of teenagers. I fear they have no future. I'm afraid of ending up alone and burnt, no money or possessions, wandering the streets begging for handouts. I fear that beyond most anything.
---> Your perfect pizza: Supreme, with extra mushrooms. Hold the anchovies. Decent amount of shredded mozzarella.
---> One thing you'd like to achieve: I'd like to code some sweet games. I'd like to write a book before I die, likely an autobiography. Nobody even has to read it, I just want to write it.
// series three - what is
---> Your most overused phrase on aol\aim: Probably "Hey" or some such thing. My conversations can vary quite a bit, with few recurring statements. Can. Not always, but...
---> Your first thoughts when waking up: Usually something to do with any dreams I may have had that night. A frequent one is, "Ugh, like I would ever eat that. Why do I always die in dreams?"
---> The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: The face, since I don't go around staring downward. But I go for pretty much everything a girl has to offer. Jaw lines flat-out rock my world, as do ankles and tummys XP Girls these days wear too much weird makeup, IMO. Honestly, ladies, the shiny silver oil you spread all over your eyelids does not make me want you more >_<
---> Your best physical features: My hair. I'm the only person who really likes it, but boy do I ever! It's like a madman's hairdo, y'know? Uneven, some parts go up while other parts go down...my hair is cool! XP I also like my eyes, for no real reason.
---> Your usual bedtime: It varies. Usually I go to bed sometime between 9:00pm and 3am.
---> Your greatest accomplishment: ...I am sooo pathetic...
---> Your best memory: It was a hot day a year ago. Maybe two years, I forget. Dan, Jonathan and I went to UAFS so Dan could take his english class. Jon and I waited for him, and afterward we went cruising. That night, we played chess. That whole month rocked, for mostly the same reasons. I wish I could forget it, as it is holding me back, but I can't. Not just yet.
// series four - do you
---> Smoke: No, and let me explain why. Only IDIOTS smoke. I'm not an idiot; case closed. If you think this is a bad attitude, e-mail me. I'll be glad to further explain my view in a nicer manner.
---> Sing well: Nope, which is why I only sing when I'm alone.
---> Want to go to college: Yes, badly. I went for two years, and am now saving money so I can go again.
---> Like high school: I didn't really like High School, but in retrospect, I realize I had some REALLY good times despite myself. I wish I could do it all over again just to enjoy those little moments again.
---> Want to get married: I...well....hm. I don't know. I think I kinda do, but I don't think I ever will. If I ever get that seriously involved with someone, yeah, I'll probably marry her.
---> Type with your fingers on the right keys: Nah, too much hassle. It's more fun to mis-type simple words, like turning "the" into "teh " ;)
---> Believe in yourself: Nope. I can't be trusted with anything.
---> Get motion sickness: No way! That's for old people! I LOOOVE weird motions.
---> Think you're attractive: Uh, no...wanna see why? There will be a link at the bottom. Thank you.
---> Think you're a health freak: A little bit, yeah. I'm developing a spare tire around my middle, and I want desperately to get rid of it. I pop vitamin pills, I exercise fairly often now, and I'm now working at a physically challenging job. I'll get rid of that extra flab, I will!
---> Like thunderstorms: Yes. Rain and thunder and lighting do not happen often enough here. :(
---> Play an instrument: I used to play trombone, but I have forgotten everything I ever knew. I tried to learn Harmonica once, but...I failed. Miserably.
// series five - in the past month, did/have you
---> Drank alcohol: No, and let me tell you why. Only IDIOTS drink alcohol. Again, sorry if that seems harsh. E-mail me, I'll lay out the pros and cons for ya :)
---> Smoke(d): no
---> Done a drug: It takes more than an idiot to do drugs, man. *shakes head* If you have to ask why, you're already too far gone for me to help you.
---> Made Out: Alas, no. Part of that whole "ugly" thing that keeps harassing me ^^
---> Gone on a date: See above answer.
---> Gone to the mall: Uh, no. I don't think so. Not much reason to, it's a long drive with no money and no friends to go with.
---> Been on stage: No. I miss the stage, but there's little I can do about that, now.
---> Been dumped: *laughs* That requires a relationship, doesn't it?
---> Gone skating: No. I'm not stable on skates :)
---> Made homemade cookies: No, but I made some brownies a couple of times...does that count?
---> Been in love: What kind of love? See, I love almost everyone with a passion. I assume this means romantically, in which case...no, not really.
---> Gone skinny dipping: In THIS weather?!?
---> Dyed your hair: NEVER!!!
---> Stolen anything: NEVE....well, no...maybe someday >:)
// series six - have you ever?
---> Played a game that required removal of clothing?: This is where being ugly has actually helped me out. No.
---> Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Not even.
---> Been caught "doing something": What, like when I was "going somewhere" and "checking the mirror"? XP No.
---> Been called a tease: Who, me? *laughs* No.
---> Gotten beaten up: Nobody hates me that much.
---> Shoplifted: No. Too easy. If I'm gonna steal, I'm going for Ft. Knox, baby >:)
---> If so, did you get caught: eh?
---> Changed who you were to fit in: Haven't we all? I used to be a bookworm. Now I'm a computer geek. I blame Erik for this, but I have no problem with it. In the end, we are who we want to be.
// series seven - the future
---> Age you hope to be married: I have no idea. I don't believe in pre-marital sex, so hopefully at an age I'll still be sexually attracted to my partner. But I really does not matter.
---> Numbers and Names of Children: Two...boy and girl...if a third, a boy. The eldest son will inherit my middle name. Yes, I'm evil. I'm not good with names, so my wife would have to help out a lot with that.
---> Describe your Dream Wedding: One word: Simplicity.
---> What age do you want to die: I want to die young. Luckily, I have a heart condition almost guaranteeing it. In my 40s, perhaps.
---> What country would you most like to visit: Japan ^^ England, Canada, Australia, France, Sweden...
---> Current Clothes: No pants XD No, really...I have on some grey plaid pajamas, a long-sleeve yellowish shirt, and black socks. My watch, glasses, and two string bracelets.
---> Current Mood: Sleepy, but determined. Curious.
---> Current Taste: Root Beer. No idea why...*holds up can of soda*
---> Current Hair: insane...some of it on the side is hanging FORWARD, of all things o_0
---> Current Annoyance: I NEED SLEEEEEP!
---> Current Smell: I live in a bachelor pad...your guess about the smell is as good as mine...
---> Current thing you ought to be doing: Coding...
---> Current Desktop Picture: One monitor one, a lain wallpaper in blue, with a bound body laying odd to the side, and a huuuge zoom-in of lain's face in the background. On monitor two, another bluish Lain wallpaper, with a full-body pic of Lain holding scissors, repeating in a circular pattern...hard to explain.
---> Current Favorite bands: Pink Floyd, ZWAN, Chevelle
---> Current Book: Not reading anything currently, but I need to get started on "Crossroads of Twilight", by Robert Jordan.
---> Current DVD In Player: I dunno. In the PS2, the last DVD was the new Fist of Legend. In my comp, I haven't had a DVD in here in ages.
---> Current Worry: That I'll never do anything important. I worry about that a lot.
---> Current Crush: Crushes don't go well with my dating philosophy. I don't have a crush on anyone today.
*leans back and exhales* Well THAT was fun...as promised, what I look like, according to a crappy little webcam I use...cheese!

---> Birth date: August 3, 1982.
---> Birthplace: Fort Smith, Arkansas. Good ol' US of A.
---> Current Location: 1200 E. N St, Apt F, Russellville, Arkansas. 72801. (How specific is this supposed to be, again?)
---> Eye Color: Hazel, with green being the dominating shade.
---> Hair Color: uh...brown? Yeah, with sandy strips sometimes when it's wet and combed. Not often, that.
---> Righty or Lefty: Righty :) Am trying to train myself to be ambidextrous. Not going so well.
---> Zodiac Sign: Western? Leo. I'm a lion. Rowr. Chinese? Water Dog, if I recall correctly. Woof.
---> Innie or Outtie: ...I don't know.
// series two - describe
---> Your heritage: Oye, what a list. First off, Swedish. Rather proud of that, actually. I also have some Native American, and a whole slew of other ethnic types. I'm what you might call a mutt of an American XD But mostly I'm Swedish.
---> The shoes you wore today: Nike. Brown and black, very outdoorsy looking. I've had them almost two years, I think, so they're pretty scruffy. I also have some kind of sole pads in there to ease the burden of my job.
---> Your hair: Short, rough. Home-cut. Self-cut, actually. yes, I enjoy cutting my own hair. Eat me XP
---> Your eyes: Well, uh, Hazel...kinda sharp, I look focused even when I'm not.
---> Your weakness: Ideas. ideas are my worst weakness. I think of something, begin fantasizing about it, and end up never doing it. I gotta get past the concepts in life. Hot baths. Occasionally, I would kill to have hot baths. Computer stuff. I'm a sucker for the latest/greatest computer hardware. I'm such a geek :)
---> Your fears: I'm afraid of teenagers. I fear they have no future. I'm afraid of ending up alone and burnt, no money or possessions, wandering the streets begging for handouts. I fear that beyond most anything.
---> Your perfect pizza: Supreme, with extra mushrooms. Hold the anchovies. Decent amount of shredded mozzarella.
---> One thing you'd like to achieve: I'd like to code some sweet games. I'd like to write a book before I die, likely an autobiography. Nobody even has to read it, I just want to write it.
// series three - what is
---> Your most overused phrase on aol\aim: Probably "Hey" or some such thing. My conversations can vary quite a bit, with few recurring statements. Can. Not always, but...
---> Your first thoughts when waking up: Usually something to do with any dreams I may have had that night. A frequent one is, "Ugh, like I would ever eat that. Why do I always die in dreams?"
---> The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: The face, since I don't go around staring downward. But I go for pretty much everything a girl has to offer. Jaw lines flat-out rock my world, as do ankles and tummys XP Girls these days wear too much weird makeup, IMO. Honestly, ladies, the shiny silver oil you spread all over your eyelids does not make me want you more >_<
---> Your best physical features: My hair. I'm the only person who really likes it, but boy do I ever! It's like a madman's hairdo, y'know? Uneven, some parts go up while other parts go down...my hair is cool! XP I also like my eyes, for no real reason.
---> Your usual bedtime: It varies. Usually I go to bed sometime between 9:00pm and 3am.
---> Your greatest accomplishment: ...I am sooo pathetic...
---> Your best memory: It was a hot day a year ago. Maybe two years, I forget. Dan, Jonathan and I went to UAFS so Dan could take his english class. Jon and I waited for him, and afterward we went cruising. That night, we played chess. That whole month rocked, for mostly the same reasons. I wish I could forget it, as it is holding me back, but I can't. Not just yet.
// series four - do you
---> Smoke: No, and let me explain why. Only IDIOTS smoke. I'm not an idiot; case closed. If you think this is a bad attitude, e-mail me. I'll be glad to further explain my view in a nicer manner.
---> Sing well: Nope, which is why I only sing when I'm alone.
---> Want to go to college: Yes, badly. I went for two years, and am now saving money so I can go again.
---> Like high school: I didn't really like High School, but in retrospect, I realize I had some REALLY good times despite myself. I wish I could do it all over again just to enjoy those little moments again.
---> Want to get married: I...well....hm. I don't know. I think I kinda do, but I don't think I ever will. If I ever get that seriously involved with someone, yeah, I'll probably marry her.
---> Type with your fingers on the right keys: Nah, too much hassle. It's more fun to mis-type simple words, like turning "the" into "teh " ;)
---> Believe in yourself: Nope. I can't be trusted with anything.
---> Get motion sickness: No way! That's for old people! I LOOOVE weird motions.
---> Think you're attractive: Uh, no...wanna see why? There will be a link at the bottom. Thank you.
---> Think you're a health freak: A little bit, yeah. I'm developing a spare tire around my middle, and I want desperately to get rid of it. I pop vitamin pills, I exercise fairly often now, and I'm now working at a physically challenging job. I'll get rid of that extra flab, I will!
---> Like thunderstorms: Yes. Rain and thunder and lighting do not happen often enough here. :(
---> Play an instrument: I used to play trombone, but I have forgotten everything I ever knew. I tried to learn Harmonica once, but...I failed. Miserably.
// series five - in the past month, did/have you
---> Drank alcohol: No, and let me tell you why. Only IDIOTS drink alcohol. Again, sorry if that seems harsh. E-mail me, I'll lay out the pros and cons for ya :)
---> Smoke(d): no
---> Done a drug: It takes more than an idiot to do drugs, man. *shakes head* If you have to ask why, you're already too far gone for me to help you.
---> Made Out: Alas, no. Part of that whole "ugly" thing that keeps harassing me ^^
---> Gone on a date: See above answer.
---> Gone to the mall: Uh, no. I don't think so. Not much reason to, it's a long drive with no money and no friends to go with.
---> Been on stage: No. I miss the stage, but there's little I can do about that, now.
---> Been dumped: *laughs* That requires a relationship, doesn't it?
---> Gone skating: No. I'm not stable on skates :)
---> Made homemade cookies: No, but I made some brownies a couple of times...does that count?
---> Been in love: What kind of love? See, I love almost everyone with a passion. I assume this means romantically, in which case...no, not really.
---> Gone skinny dipping: In THIS weather?!?
---> Dyed your hair: NEVER!!!
---> Stolen anything: NEVE....well, no...maybe someday >:)
// series six - have you ever?
---> Played a game that required removal of clothing?: This is where being ugly has actually helped me out. No.
---> Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Not even.
---> Been caught "doing something": What, like when I was "going somewhere" and "checking the mirror"? XP No.
---> Been called a tease: Who, me? *laughs* No.
---> Gotten beaten up: Nobody hates me that much.
---> Shoplifted: No. Too easy. If I'm gonna steal, I'm going for Ft. Knox, baby >:)
---> If so, did you get caught: eh?
---> Changed who you were to fit in: Haven't we all? I used to be a bookworm. Now I'm a computer geek. I blame Erik for this, but I have no problem with it. In the end, we are who we want to be.
// series seven - the future
---> Age you hope to be married: I have no idea. I don't believe in pre-marital sex, so hopefully at an age I'll still be sexually attracted to my partner. But I really does not matter.
---> Numbers and Names of Children: Two...boy and girl...if a third, a boy. The eldest son will inherit my middle name. Yes, I'm evil. I'm not good with names, so my wife would have to help out a lot with that.
---> Describe your Dream Wedding: One word: Simplicity.
---> What age do you want to die: I want to die young. Luckily, I have a heart condition almost guaranteeing it. In my 40s, perhaps.
---> What country would you most like to visit: Japan ^^ England, Canada, Australia, France, Sweden...
---> Current Clothes: No pants XD No, really...I have on some grey plaid pajamas, a long-sleeve yellowish shirt, and black socks. My watch, glasses, and two string bracelets.
---> Current Mood: Sleepy, but determined. Curious.
---> Current Taste: Root Beer. No idea why...*holds up can of soda*
---> Current Hair: insane...some of it on the side is hanging FORWARD, of all things o_0
---> Current Annoyance: I NEED SLEEEEEP!
---> Current Smell: I live in a bachelor pad...your guess about the smell is as good as mine...
---> Current thing you ought to be doing: Coding...
---> Current Desktop Picture: One monitor one, a lain wallpaper in blue, with a bound body laying odd to the side, and a huuuge zoom-in of lain's face in the background. On monitor two, another bluish Lain wallpaper, with a full-body pic of Lain holding scissors, repeating in a circular pattern...hard to explain.
---> Current Favorite bands: Pink Floyd, ZWAN, Chevelle
---> Current Book: Not reading anything currently, but I need to get started on "Crossroads of Twilight", by Robert Jordan.
---> Current DVD In Player: I dunno. In the PS2, the last DVD was the new Fist of Legend. In my comp, I haven't had a DVD in here in ages.
---> Current Worry: That I'll never do anything important. I worry about that a lot.
---> Current Crush: Crushes don't go well with my dating philosophy. I don't have a crush on anyone today.
*leans back and exhales* Well THAT was fun...as promised, what I look like, according to a crappy little webcam I use...cheese!
