FREEdom!

"Okay, well, I'm going back to ATU, since I've moved to Russellville. I no longer have a job (spare a quarter, mister?) but am looking for one. I wrecked Ramona, which means I had to buy a new [used] car for like $3000. I'm broke as a joke, and glad I don't smoke. Anyway, I've been feeling particularly useless lately due to the fact I have no use (go figure), so I'm dealing by overcompensation. Enlightened? Neither is anyone else who reads this, I assure you. :)"

And thus read the userinfo from whenever to today. Posterity, y'know XP